见怪别怪、摆正心态

弯弯的柳枝

<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">柳枝对于用造怪词、造怪字来哗众取宠的某些所谓文</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">话</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">人，本不想泼什么冷水，却很嗤之以鼻。春节闲着无事，来它一套顺口溜，给大家凑凑热闹。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font color="#0033ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">现在的我国人，真是</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">鸟语</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">学多了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><font color="#0033ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">中国话都不知道咋说了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><font color="#0033ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">好嗑不唠，就剩废磕了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><font color="#0033ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">二话不说，要啥自行车了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">什么给力、丝带、浮云都上</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">餐桌</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">李刚本是个人名，却变成</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">话儿托</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">大</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">S</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">怀孕也拿当一说了，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">小</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">S</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">性欲强，也敢上报纸广播了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">周节棍、双截伦又出新歌了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">仄、仄、仄、仄、呵、呼、哈、嘿，舌头好像萎缩了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">小本毕业、文盲民工也敢往春晚上摸了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">难怪本山大叔的私人飞机，都成了爱国了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">大学生不好好上课，都学会钻被窝儿了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">女明星结巴不要紧，就看敢不敢把外衣裤衩全脱了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">凤姐九岁就把世界所有的书都读过了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">知识“丰富”了爱因斯坦和爱迪生就成孪生哥儿了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">爱因斯坦爱迪生反正都是姓“爱”了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">所以凤姐说电灯泡是谁发明的都没啥说了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">现在有才人，实在是太多了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">三千常用字，又重新排列组合了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">什么主、谓、宾、状、定、补统统混为一锅了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">聪明的大脑，新字、新词又来说了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">人在</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">囧</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">途又不知又属于哪个老哥儿了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">新词出炉，就怕冷落了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">万事俱备就看网络了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">没文化的疯子和一群捧臭脚的家伙，把网民都忽悠孽了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">流氓加痞子，愣说</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">大学</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">毕业了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">孔老夫子也气得</font></span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">捋直罗锅了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">站在天安门广场，眼泪鼻涕开都开抹了！</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">无奈也只好开口把粗话说了！</span></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">我们儒家的后代，太他母亲的了不得了！</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>

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<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>弯弯的柳枝</i>在2011-2-4 9:31:53的发言：</b><br/><p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="4">柳枝对于用造词、造字来哗众取宠的人，本不想泼什么冷水，但嗤之以鼻。春节闲着无事，也给大家凑凑热闹。</font></strong></p><p><font color="#0938f7">现在的华夏人，真是“鸟语”学多了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">中国话都不知道咋说了！</font></p><p><font color="#ee3d11">好嗑不唠，净唠废磕了！</font></p><p><font color="#ee3d11">二话不说，要啥自行车了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">什么给力、丝带、雷人都上“餐桌”了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">李刚本是个人名，却变成“话儿托”了！</font></p><p><font color="#11ee11">大学生不学好好上课，都学会钻被窝儿了！</font></p><p><font color="#11ee11">女明星国语不好没关系，敢不敢把外衣裤衩全脱了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">三千常用汉字，又重新组合了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">聪明的大脑，新字、新词又出锅了！</font></p><p><font color="#b822dd">人在“囧”途不知又属于哪个老哥儿了！</font></p><p><font color="#b822dd">新词出炉，就怕冷落了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">没文化的疯子，把一群傻“妮子”都“摸”了！</font></p><p><font color="#0938f7">流氓加痞子，愣说“大学”毕业了！</font></p><p><font color="#09f709">就这点歪才，千万可别浪费了！</font></p><p><font color="#09f709">孔老夫子也“骄傲”得捋直罗锅了！</font></p><p><font color="#f70938">站在天安门广场，眼泪鼻涕都抹了！</font></p><p><font color="#f70938">我儒家的后代，太他*的了不得了！</font></p><p><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></p><br/></div><p></p>

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青青子矜

<div>有意思！二月春风似剪刀！以下隐去XXXX字。</div>[em02]

神马？还是浮云？[em02][em02]

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符号

“中国特色”的发展的一个畸形阶段。