[灌水][转帖] 老农和毛驴
<font face="宋体"><font size="5"> </font><font size="7">老农和毛驴</font></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 老农赶着毛驴进城，驴闯红灯，罚</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">元。老农喝驴子：“你以为你是军车啊！红灯也敢闯。”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 没走几步，驴又碰翻一水果摊，赔人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">200</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">元。老农更气：“你以为你是工商城管么，想掀谁的摊儿就掀谁的摊。”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 老农牵驴回家，路过一片青草地，驴啃青草，又被罚</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">元。老农气极，骂道：“你以为你是检查团下乡么，走到哪儿吃到哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"></span><font face="Times New Roman"></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 老农骂完牵驴去河边喝水，可驴子却发起倔脾气，扬颈不饮。老农火了：“你以为你是大款啊，没小姐陪就不喝。”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 驴子掉头就跑，岸边晒一张渔网，驴上而破之，渔翁索赔</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">500</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">元。老农热泪盈眶道“你以为这是中国电信么，上网要花这么多钱。”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 驴子转身踢了老农一脚，老农忍痛骂道：“你以为你是群主么，想踢谁就踢谁。”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> 驴子气得不再理老农，变的很沉默。老农说：“你以为这是在</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">QQ</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">群里啊，可以整天不说话</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></font></span></font></p>
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